beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan

distraction:

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

christeeezay:

Where is my talent

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

so can’t this guy draw himself 100 dollar bills

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

image

thecarnalstate:

spoon-chan:

whats even happening in this

nice